Tuesday, December 27, 2011

f o du jour 2

yes 2 f o's in one day!! so the second f o goes to the US version of 'the girl with the dragon tattoo'. so disappointing. i was dubious from the start (when hearing there was going to be an american version made of a perfectly good original - swedish - film - why do the americans feel the need to make their own version of everything!?!) but still was quite excited about seeing a great book/story played out on the big screen sans subtitles - which yes makes me sound like a neanderthal (harking back to my slating in previous post) but it can be hard to get into a thriller movie in terms of visuals when you're reading subtitles all the way through. but MY GOD the slaughter of this great story with extraordinarily gratuitous product placement/endorsement through the film on top of dreadful performances and cramming too much detail and storyline of an admittedly complex novel into a too long film. ugh ugh ugh. tragic.

f o du jour

worst mcdonalds (yes i know, i know, it's shit food anyway) ever at the st andrews store in edinburgh & i have been to outlets in europe, asia, south america & australia so do have an immense basis for comparison. basically, having little other food options post-movies, we asked for 3 cheeseburgers with no meat & clarified this no less than 3 times as i sensed the server didn't understand me the first time. one of these burgers was as part of a happy meal. we were informed we’d have to wait a few minutes for a special order. we said no problem. after waiting more than several minutes, we were given our meal & left. halfway home the happy meal box split open (as it was not constructed securely) & all the contents fell on the ground - contents being fries & no burger. given we were halfway home in the rain, we decided to suck it up & just share the 2 remaining burgers between us. on arriving home, we went to eat our burgers only to discover they had meat in them. clearly, having nothing satisfactory to eat and in a right rage given the happy meal box spillage with lacking content as well as incorrect remaining meal order, i then returned to the store & explained the situation, asking for a remake (presenting all of the meal except what fell on the ground) - the guy (who originally served me) immediately denied anything was wrong with the order. this immediately made me even more angry. i do NOT need to lie about a mcdonalds meal to get 'free food' - it was something which was quick to grab on the way home from the movies - exactly the type of situation mcdonalds is supposed to be all about. the server was so aggressive the customer right next to me joined right in on mocking my 'burger with no meat' choice. after basically telling said dickhead i wasn't interested in his neantherdal opinion, i informed the server that amazingly i have successfully ordered & been given this choice the world over - including the other edinburgh restaurant the opposite end of princes street. after several minutes of embarrassment, another employee who overheard the situation intervened & said the meal would be redone. it didn't even end there - he gave me 3 remade burgers but none of the rest of the meal, which i said thanks very much i would like a fresk remake given everything else from original order was cold or on the streets of edinburgh. get home again and the cheeseburgers are not just without meat (as requested) but without everything else except the cheese - ie no onion, ketchup, gherkin. deliberately wrongly made!! needless to say this was the worst experience I have EVER had at a mcdonalds. staff at this store need some serious customer service training. i've worked in customer service and like i said to the man at this store "it isn't fucking rocket science!!!".

Friday, December 23, 2011

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

national portrait gallery scotland

i have been along to the portrait gallery a couple of times now. on a touchscreen computer there you can select your physical and personality traits from a big list and then the 'my face my place generator' software selects the portrait that represents you the best!!!

this is scottish me:


Percy Wyndham Lewis, 1938
(Lady) Naomi Mitchison, 1897 - 1999.

Naomi Mitchison was a novelist, poet and passionate campaigner for social justice and women's rights. Born in Edinburgh, Mitchison's first novel was published in 1923, when she was twenty-six. Mitchison wrote over seventy books during her lifetime and edited and contributed to many more. She also produced hundreds of articles for newspapers and journals. Mitchison travelled extensively over five continents, was involved in the campaign for access to birth control from the 1920s and spent nearly twenty years as a local councillor in the Scottish Highlands. She was awarded a CBE in 1981.

a similar approach by inputting characteristics describing your ideal location in scotland yields another result:

Horatio McCulloch
Highland Landscape with a Waterfall, about 1835

This is McCulloch's largest known painting. The scene is probably imaginary, intended to evoke the magnificence of nature, rather than record a specific place. The picture, which has been dated to the 1830s or early 1840s, resembles the broadly painted, although much smaller, romantic views of the Reverend John Thomson of Duddingston. An inscription on the frame of this painting indicates that this landscape was one of a group of paintings commissioned by James Lumsden, Lord Provost of Glasgow, for a public hall in the city. The picture was later incorporated into the interior design of the concert hall of the Glasgow Athenaeum.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

heavy rain causes problems

i clicked through on a link on the abc news website titled 'heavy rain causes problems' thinking that there might be a gallery of dramatic flood or storm or damage photos to illustrate the headline - however apparently the foremost problem caused by heavy rain - according to the only photo presented - is that of extreme embarrassment suffered by old men resorting to using old lady umbrellas as shelter! the photo caption (which, in my mind but maybe i'm mad, is ordinarily used to explain the context/circumstances of the photo) states "The ACT State
Emergency Service (SES) received more than 130 calls for help after hail storms hit Canberra over the weekend." how did the call go, i wonder? maybe something like "omfg send help IMMEDIATELY to stop this shame of using a lady's brolly!!!!". lol!

post-post-script: in case abc news wises up and changes/removes the photo.... here 'tis!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Saturday, December 10, 2011

and so this is christmas...

and time for seeing amazing christmas specials on UK tv!!! my top 3 coming up listed best to bestest in descending order...

#3 - my big fat gypsy christmas ... just when you thought the carnies couldn't get any more trashtastic....


#2 - downton abbey christmas special ... with maggie smith in the cast this series was always going to be awesome!


#1 - ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! ... WOOT!!!! still going strong after 20 years. timeless comedy classic.

my life as a pie chart

thanks to siobhan for sending this to me months ago. i just came across it again and it is awesome!

ada & (great)gramma

my niece ada (aka baby g/potata) and my gramma

underworld awakening

omggggg i cannot wait to see this!!! hooray for the return of kate beckinsale because the third in the film series was, quite frankly, rubbish due to her absence.

miss you the boo

let's revisit some photos of you "helping out" with packing up the house in late july...

can't hug every cat??

love it.